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Khatib
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Sep 28, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Margaret Mahiga
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Sep 28, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Nora Lowassa
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Sep 17, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Michael Mboya
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Sep 12, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Binti
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Sep 2, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Victor Kimario
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Sep 1, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Charles Mboje
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Aug 30, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Dorothy Nkya
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Aug 25, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Nuru
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Anna Malela
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Jul 26, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Jun 24, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Jun 18, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Jun 16, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 29, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Rabia
Guest
May 26, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 4, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Bahati
Guest
May 1, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Andrew Mchome
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Apr 27, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
😄 You got me!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Majid
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Maneno
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Mar 2, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Bakari
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Feb 23, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mzee
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Zakaria
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Jan 2, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Nancy Komba
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Dec 30, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Maida
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mustafa
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Dec 21, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Kevin Maina
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Dec 7, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Dec 4, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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David Musyoka
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Dec 4, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Victor Kimario
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Nov 30, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Anna Sumari
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Nov 29, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Agnes Lowassa
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Oct 19, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Grace Minja
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Oct 15, 2019
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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David Musyoka
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Oct 7, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
