What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? A nervous wreck! 🙈
Explanation: This answer plays with the phrase "nervous wreck," which typically means someone who is extremely anxious or worried. By adding a touch of wordplay, we imagine a literal shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is feeling nervous. Using the emoji 🙈 adds a fun and lighthearted touch, as if the nervous wreck is hiding from its worries. Overall, the answer combines humor, imagination, and a pun to create a cheerful and creative response.
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 16, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 15, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 12, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 9, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 4, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Athumani (Guest) on September 22, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Mariam (Guest) on September 18, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 14, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 26, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 26, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Jafari (Guest) on August 18, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 16, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Chum (Guest) on August 13, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 13, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 12, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
John Kamande (Guest) on August 7, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Furaha (Guest) on July 31, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Azima (Guest) on July 24, 2020
😄 Too good!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 23, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 21, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 19, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 17, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 13, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 9, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 9, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Hawa (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Mchawi (Guest) on June 30, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Kheri (Guest) on June 25, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 25, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Fadhila (Guest) on June 21, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 1, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Salima (Guest) on May 29, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Irene Makena (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 26, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Amir (Guest) on May 18, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Masika (Guest) on May 8, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Mashaka (Guest) on April 26, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 14, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 11, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Rahim (Guest) on April 11, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 20, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
Fatuma (Guest) on March 18, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 1, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 28, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 20, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 13, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Khamis (Guest) on January 29, 2020
😅 I’m still laughing!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 29, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 24, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 17, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 15, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Rukia (Guest) on January 14, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 13, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 10, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
Mariam (Guest) on January 4, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
John Malisa (Guest) on January 1, 2020
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 29, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 28, 2019
😂 This is too funny!