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Vincent Mwangangi
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Oct 16, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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Monica Lissu
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Oct 15, 2020
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Sarah Achieng
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Oct 12, 2020
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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Esther Nyambura
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Oct 9, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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Mercy Atieno
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Oct 4, 2020
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Athumani
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Sep 22, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Mariam
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Sep 18, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Philip Nyaga
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Sep 14, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
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Alex Nyamweya
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Aug 26, 2020
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Aug 26, 2020
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Jafari
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Aug 18, 2020
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Sharon Kibiru
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Aug 16, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Chum
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Aug 13, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Grace Mushi
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Aug 13, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Aug 12, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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John Kamande
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Aug 7, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
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Furaha
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Jul 31, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Azima
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
๐ Too good!
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Grace Wairimu
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Jul 23, 2020
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Chris Okello
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Jul 21, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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John Mwangi
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Jul 19, 2020
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
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Mchawi
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Jun 30, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
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Salima
Guest
May 29, 2020
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 27, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Irene Makena
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May 27, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Michael Mboya
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May 26, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
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Amir
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May 18, 2020
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Masika
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May 8, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Mashaka
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Apr 26, 2020
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Apr 14, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Sarah Karani
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Apr 11, 2020
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Rahim
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Apr 11, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Mary Kidata
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Mar 20, 2020
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Fatuma
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Mar 18, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Miriam Mchome
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Mar 1, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Frank Sokoine
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Feb 28, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
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Peter Mbise
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Feb 20, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Brian Karanja
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Feb 13, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Khamis
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Jan 29, 2020
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Mwajuma
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Jan 26, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Francis Njeru
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Jan 24, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Victor Kamau
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Jan 17, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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Michael Mboya
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Jan 15, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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Rukia
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Jan 14, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
๐ Iโm dying!
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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Samuel Omondi
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Dec 28, 2019
๐ This is too funny!