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Faiza
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Aug 16, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Khatib
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Aug 15, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Sarah Mbise
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Aug 12, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Rose Amukowa
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Aug 10, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Shani
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Aug 1, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Richard Mulwa
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Jul 17, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Mariam
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Jul 15, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Kheri
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Jul 12, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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John Mwangi
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Jul 7, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Yahya
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Jul 5, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Habiba
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Jul 5, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Nancy Kawawa
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Jul 5, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Agnes Sumaye
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Jun 23, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Bernard Oduor
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Jun 22, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Linda Karimi
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Jun 20, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Hekima
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Jun 18, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
😄 What a joke!
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Omar
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Jun 8, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Jackson Makori
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May 27, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Latifa
Guest
May 23, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Khamis
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May 14, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Michael Onyango
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May 12, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Hellen Nduta
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Apr 25, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Benjamin Masanja
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Apr 16, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Irene Makena
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Apr 15, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Anna Mahiga
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Apr 12, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Janet Wambura
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Apr 6, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mary Kendi
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Apr 5, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mwanaidha
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Apr 4, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Khadija
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Mar 19, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Feb 24, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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James Malima
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Feb 24, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Edith Cherotich
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Feb 20, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mariam Hassan
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Feb 13, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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David Musyoka
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Feb 6, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Sharifa
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Jan 26, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Rahma
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Dec 29, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Abubakar
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Dec 22, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Neema
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
