Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner? A: A vegetable table! π₯π₯¦π
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! π₯π₯¦π
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Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 17, 2020
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Latifa (Guest) on May 23, 2020
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Khamis (Guest) on May 14, 2020
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Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 12, 2020
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Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 25, 2020
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Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 12, 2020
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Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 20, 2020
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Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 19, 2020
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Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 10, 2020
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Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 5, 2020
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Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 8, 2019
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Abubakari (Guest) on November 10, 2019
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