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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
😄 You got me good!
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
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Husna
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Warda
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Jabir
Guest
May 31, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 17, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 11, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Daudi
Guest
May 6, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
😄 What a joke!
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Husna
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Husna
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Maida
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Tabu
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Mchawi
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
