Answer: A needle! 🧵
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! 😄👀
Khadija (Guest) on January 23, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 20, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 14, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 8, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 30, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Khatib (Guest) on December 24, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Rahim (Guest) on December 23, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Leila (Guest) on December 20, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Mashaka (Guest) on December 18, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 13, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 11, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 25, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 23, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Maulid (Guest) on November 17, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Baridi (Guest) on November 14, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Mchawi (Guest) on November 8, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Kijakazi (Guest) on November 3, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mazrui (Guest) on October 31, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 27, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
Rabia (Guest) on October 19, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Leila (Guest) on October 12, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 2, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
Bahati (Guest) on September 30, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Nahida (Guest) on September 21, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
John Lissu (Guest) on September 20, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Halimah (Guest) on September 10, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Kheri (Guest) on September 8, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 4, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 4, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 3, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Juma (Guest) on August 31, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 13, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 13, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Muslima (Guest) on August 9, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Ndoto (Guest) on August 9, 2020
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Raha (Guest) on August 8, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Bakari (Guest) on August 8, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Maneno (Guest) on August 5, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 4, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 27, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 22, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Zakaria (Guest) on July 8, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 8, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Faiza (Guest) on June 22, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 12, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Shani (Guest) on June 8, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Rahim (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 3, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Arifa (Guest) on June 1, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Asha (Guest) on May 29, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 27, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Nahida (Guest) on May 27, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 19, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 16, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Safiya (Guest) on May 6, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 24, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 17, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 15, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 12, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖