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Khadija
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Jan 23, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Leila
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Leila
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Bahati
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Juma
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Shani
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Asha
Guest
May 29, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 27, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Nahida
Guest
May 27, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 19, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 16, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Safiya
Guest
May 6, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Mtumwa
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
