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Rose Waithera
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Oct 8, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mwanajuma
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Oct 2, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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John Malisa
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Sep 29, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Samuel Omondi
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Sep 26, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mazrui
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Maida
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Chum
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Nassar
Guest
May 26, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Kheri
Guest
May 24, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Kassim
Guest
May 24, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Baraka
Guest
May 7, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 4, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Amina
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Husna
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Jabir
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Jan 7, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Maida
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Husna
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
