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Sofia
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Nov 18, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Samson Tibaijuka
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Nov 4, 2020
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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John Malisa
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Oct 29, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Zakaria
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Oct 25, 2020
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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Victor Kamau
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Oct 18, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Alice Mwikali
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Oct 18, 2020
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
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Victor Kimario
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Oct 14, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Betty Akinyi
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Oct 13, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
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Joseph Kawawa
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Aug 23, 2020
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Abdullah
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Jul 19, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Shukuru
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Jul 16, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Makame
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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Philip Nyaga
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Jun 24, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Joyce Aoko
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Jun 9, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
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Maida
Guest
May 25, 2020
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Zulekha
Guest
May 11, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 6, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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Azima
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
๐ This one really got me!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Stephen Mushi
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Apr 20, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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David Chacha
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Apr 17, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Chum
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Arifa
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Apr 14, 2020
๐ Can't stop laughing!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Diana Mallya
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Mar 30, 2020
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
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Peter Otieno
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Mar 30, 2020
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Halima
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Grace Mligo
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Mar 7, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Hawa
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Feb 26, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Rose Mwinuka
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Feb 13, 2020
๐ Nailed it!
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Thomas Mtaki
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Feb 13, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Chiku
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Feb 4, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Umi
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Jan 20, 2020
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Khadija
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Jan 10, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Rahim
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Dec 30, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Masika
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Dec 29, 2019
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Khatib
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Dec 29, 2019
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
