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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Issack
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Juma
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 24, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 16, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 7, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Azima
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Nassor
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
