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Joseph Mallya
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Aug 26, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Omari
Guest
May 27, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Kahina
Guest
May 22, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 20, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 11, 2020
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Zainab
Guest
May 7, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 6, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Salum
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Shabani
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Joyce Aoko
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Jan 19, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Chum
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Tambwe
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Jane Muthoni
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Nov 24, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
😆 That punchline!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
