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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Majid
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Leila
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 25, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Abdullah
Guest
May 20, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Nassar
Guest
May 17, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 12, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Khatib
Guest
May 7, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
😆 This one really got me!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 5, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Husna
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
😄 You got me!
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Wande
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
😆 That punchline!
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
