👥
Hawa
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
👥
Bakari
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
👥
Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
👥
Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
👥
Omari
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
👥
James Malima
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
👥
Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
👥
Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
👥
George Mallya
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
👥
George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
👥
Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
👥
Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
👥
Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
👥
Athumani
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
👥
Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
👥
Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
👥
Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
👥
Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
👥
Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
👥
John Lissu
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
👥
Sultan
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
👥
Kahina
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
👥
Baridi
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
👥
Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
👥
Khatib
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
👥
Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
👥
Zakia
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
👥
Wande
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
👥
Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
👥
Zawadi
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
👥
James Kimani
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
👥
Hamida
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
👥
Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
👥
Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
👥
Kahina
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
👥
Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
👥
Sekela
Guest
May 28, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
👥
Peter Otieno
Guest
May 27, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
👥
Abdullah
Guest
May 26, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
👥
Hekima
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
👥
Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
👥
Baraka
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
👥
John Malisa
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
👥
Issack
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
👥
Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
👥
Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
👥
Wande
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
👥
Hekima
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
👥
Saidi
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
👥
Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
👥
Sofia
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
👥
Selemani
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
👥
Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
👥
Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
👥
Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
😆 That punchline was epic!
👥
Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
👥
Warda
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
👥
Fatuma
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
👥
Zawadi
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
