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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 8, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Majid
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Issack
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Sarafina
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 30, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Wande
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Shani
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Salma
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Issa
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 26, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 23, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 16, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 13, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 7, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
