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Faiza
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Jul 31, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Masika
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
😅 I needed that!
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Chum
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 18, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 9, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Masika
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Halima
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Maida
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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John Malisa
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Halima
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Masika
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Azima
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
