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Anna Mahiga
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Nov 22, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Sarah Karani
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Nov 13, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Sep 20, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Amir
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Salum
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 30, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 16, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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George Tenga
Guest
May 13, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 6, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Nancy Kawawa
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Jan 25, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Paul Ndomba
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Jan 24, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Ruth Kibona
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Jan 22, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Robert Okello
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
