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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Salum
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 30, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 30, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 13, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 11, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Rubea
Guest
May 6, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Salma
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Amina
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Farida
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
😄 You got me good!
