Short answer: Because it left its Windows open! ππ₯οΈβοΈ
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "Windows." On one hand, it refers to the operating system used on many computers. On the other hand, it refers to actual windows that can be opened to let in cold air. By suggesting that the computer left its Windows open, it humorously implies that the cold air entered through the computer's operating system, making it cold. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 8, 2021
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 7, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Saidi (Guest) on November 3, 2021
π This joke just made my day!
Mohamed (Guest) on October 19, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 18, 2021
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 5, 2021
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 2, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Umi (Guest) on September 30, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 20, 2021
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 12, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 7, 2021
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Bakari (Guest) on September 4, 2021
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 3, 2021
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 1, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 25, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 22, 2021
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 6, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Salum (Guest) on July 30, 2021
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Mariam (Guest) on July 28, 2021
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 24, 2021
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 21, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 20, 2021
π Pure comedy gold!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 15, 2021
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 23, 2021
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Nchi (Guest) on June 17, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Mchuma (Guest) on June 5, 2021
π This is too funny!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 3, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Rukia (Guest) on June 3, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 30, 2021
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 30, 2021
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 13, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 11, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Rubea (Guest) on May 6, 2021
This joke deserves an award! π
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 29, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 26, 2021
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Bahati (Guest) on April 21, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Rahma (Guest) on April 12, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
James Mduma (Guest) on April 10, 2021
π Added to my favorites!
Salma (Guest) on April 4, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 25, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 8, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 25, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Habiba (Guest) on February 19, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Jamal (Guest) on February 18, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Abubakar (Guest) on February 3, 2021
π€£ This joke is too good!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 24, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 20, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Mwajabu (Guest) on January 16, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Zawadi (Guest) on January 6, 2021
π Laughing so hard right now!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 2, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 1, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Amina (Guest) on December 27, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Khalifa (Guest) on November 26, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 10, 2020
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Ahmed (Guest) on November 10, 2020
π This just made my day!
Abdillah (Guest) on November 6, 2020
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Omar (Guest) on November 3, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Farida (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 19, 2020
π Saving this one!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 1, 2020
π You got me good!