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Nyota
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Neema
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Wande
Guest
May 29, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Abdillah
Guest
May 29, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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David Chacha
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
😆 That punchline!
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John Kamande
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mjaka
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
