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Monica Adhiambo
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Aug 22, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Aug 6, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mariam Hassan
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Jul 27, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
🤣 Pure genius!
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Wande
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Azima
Guest
May 29, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Halimah
Guest
May 24, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 14, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 2, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Jabir
Guest
May 2, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Chum
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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James Mduma
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Warda
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Maida
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 30, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Robert Okello
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
😂 So funny!
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Warda
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
