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Michael Onyango
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Sep 18, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Farida
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 5, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Juma
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Masika
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Amani
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Warda
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 26, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 25, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Rahma
Guest
May 24, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mchuma
Guest
May 22, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 21, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 12, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Shabani
Guest
May 9, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 6, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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John Mushi
Guest
May 2, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Raha
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 4, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
😄 Too good!
