I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Rehema
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Sep 7, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Sarah Mbise
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Sep 6, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Ruth Kibona
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Sep 4, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Hassan
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Aug 31, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
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Anna Mahiga
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Aug 25, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Arifa
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Aug 25, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Anna Mahiga
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Aug 25, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Mary Sokoine
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Aug 22, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mariam
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Aug 21, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Grace Minja
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Aug 16, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Carol Nyakio
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Aug 5, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Richard Mulwa
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Jul 24, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Nancy Kabura
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Jul 21, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Zuhura
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Jul 15, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Michael Onyango
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Jul 9, 2021
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Janet Wambura
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Jul 7, 2021
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Mwalimu
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Jul 4, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Jul 2, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Mwajabu
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Jun 26, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Joseph Mallya
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Jun 7, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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George Ndungu
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May 24, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Juma
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May 19, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Charles Mrope
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May 7, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Kassim
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Apr 26, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Nyota
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Apr 23, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Kenneth Murithi
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Mar 27, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Issa
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Mar 20, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Grace Mushi
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Mar 17, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Nyota
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Mar 13, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Monica Adhiambo
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Mar 13, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Majid
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Mar 3, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Tambwe
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Feb 22, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Sarah Karani
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Feb 13, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Rahma
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Feb 2, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Rashid
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Jan 22, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Peter Mwambui
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Jan 18, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Mwanakhamis
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Jan 9, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Elizabeth Malima
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Jan 3, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Ann Wambui
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Dec 28, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Zubeida
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Dec 23, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Dec 15, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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James Kimani
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Dec 15, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Ramadhan
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Dec 13, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Grace Majaliwa
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Dec 2, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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David Sokoine
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Nov 29, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mwajuma
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Nov 22, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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John Mwangi
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Nov 20, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Monica Adhiambo
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Nov 14, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Mwanaidi
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Nov 14, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Robert Okello
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Nov 6, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Makame
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Oct 23, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Bahati
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Oct 5, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Grace Minja
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Sep 26, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Latifa
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Sep 18, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Lydia Mahiga
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Sep 18, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Benjamin Masanja
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Sep 14, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
