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Fatuma
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Jul 22, 2021
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Mwanaidi
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Jul 21, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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Anna Mahiga
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Jul 20, 2021
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Jul 19, 2021
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Iโm still laughing!
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Farida
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Jun 28, 2021
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Emily Chepngeno
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Jun 20, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Azima
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Jun 9, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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Jane Muthoni
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Jun 8, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
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Khatib
Guest
May 16, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 5, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
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Fadhila
Guest
May 4, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 3, 2021
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 1, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Rose Lowassa
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Apr 15, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
๐ Nailed it!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
๐ Best laugh of the day!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Stephen Kikwete
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Nov 1, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
๐ What a joke!
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Mary Sokoine
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Sep 30, 2020
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
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Michael Mboya
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Sep 30, 2020
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
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Victor Sokoine
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Sep 30, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Safiya
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Sep 25, 2020
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Samuel Were
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Sep 22, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
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Mariam Kawawa
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Sep 8, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Aug 28, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
