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Shani
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Sep 25, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Sep 9, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Sep 2, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Nahida
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Aug 25, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Rahim
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Aug 12, 2021
😁 This is gold!
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Edith Cherotich
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Aug 6, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Zawadi
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Aug 6, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Mwajuma
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Jul 26, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Omar
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Jul 19, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Jane Muthui
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Jul 17, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Jul 15, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Yusuf
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Jul 12, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Joy Wacera
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Jul 11, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Bahati
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Jul 10, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Binti
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Jul 9, 2021
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Zainab
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Jul 3, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Rose Kiwanga
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Jun 25, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mchuma
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Jun 23, 2021
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Jun 5, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Sarah Mbise
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Jun 2, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Mary Mrope
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May 31, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mchawi
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May 15, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Mwanais
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May 10, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Elijah Mutua
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May 9, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Thomas Mtaki
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Apr 8, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Ruth Kibona
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Apr 6, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Ann Awino
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Apr 4, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Samuel Were
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Apr 2, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Joy Wacera
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Mar 21, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Peter Mwambui
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Mar 9, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Lydia Mahiga
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Mar 1, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Lydia Mutheu
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Feb 28, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Khadija
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Feb 16, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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John Malisa
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Feb 15, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Nashon
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Feb 13, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Grace Njuguna
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Feb 2, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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David Nyerere
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Jan 27, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Hawa
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Jan 27, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Josephine
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Jan 19, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Joseph Mallya
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Jan 18, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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John Lissu
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Jan 9, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Emily Chepngeno
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Dec 31, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Jamila
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Dec 29, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Dec 23, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Frank Sokoine
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Dec 19, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mwanahawa
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Nov 30, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Agnes Sumaye
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Nov 17, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Nov 13, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Miriam Mchome
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Oct 28, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Edward Lowassa
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Oct 20, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Grace Minja
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Oct 16, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Oct 13, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Omari
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Oct 6, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Alex Nakitare
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Oct 5, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Omari
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Sep 27, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Hekima
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Aug 31, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
