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Rose Lowassa
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Nov 30, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Wande
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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George Tenga
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Oct 24, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Warda
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 1, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 1, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Fadhila
Guest
May 15, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 15, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 7, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Shamsa
Guest
May 6, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Amani
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
😂 So funny!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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John Mwangi
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Jan 30, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Omar
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
