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Martin Otieno
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Dec 31, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Amir
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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John Kamande
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Salima
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 9, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Raha
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Farida
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Salma
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 25, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Halima
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Salima
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Binti
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
