Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 11, 2022

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

George Tenga (Guest) on March 9, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 8, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 6, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 9, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 7, 2022

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 27, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 26, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 21, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 16, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Mhina (Guest) on January 9, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 9, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 30, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 29, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 27, 2021

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Sofia (Guest) on December 26, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 15, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 15, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 14, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 11, 2021

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 10, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 1, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 28, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 25, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 21, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Nashon (Guest) on November 18, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 19, 2021

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 19, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 12, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 11, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 8, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 30, 2021

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 29, 2021

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Husna (Guest) on September 26, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 7, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Leila (Guest) on September 5, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 4, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 30, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 29, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 27, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

George Tenga (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 24, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 20, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 8, 2021

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Zuhura (Guest) on August 8, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Safiya (Guest) on July 31, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Ali (Guest) on July 27, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mhina (Guest) on July 26, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 24, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 23, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 20, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

James Mduma (Guest) on July 18, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Mohamed (Guest) on July 3, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Nassar (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 14, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Masika (Guest) on May 28, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 21, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 17, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Athumani (Guest) on May 2, 2021

😂 This joke just made my day!