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Wilson Ombati
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Mar 11, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Husna
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Leila
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Zuhura
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 26, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Masika
Guest
May 28, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 21, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 17, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Athumani
Guest
May 2, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
