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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 25, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Maida
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Husna
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Majid
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Asha
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Raha
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Chum
Guest
May 26, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
May 24, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 20, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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David Ochieng
Guest
May 10, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Azima
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Wande
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 30, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Amani
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Juma
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
