What do you call two birds in love?

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 4, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2021

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Ahmed (Guest) on October 29, 2021

😆 Bookmarking this!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 12, 2021

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 6, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 3, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Warda (Guest) on September 26, 2021

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Rubea (Guest) on September 25, 2021

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 13, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Furaha (Guest) on September 10, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 3, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 2, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Sarafina (Guest) on September 2, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 30, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 29, 2021

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Juma (Guest) on August 13, 2021

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 10, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

John Mushi (Guest) on August 6, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mzee (Guest) on August 5, 2021

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mohamed (Guest) on August 2, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 27, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 23, 2021

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 21, 2021

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 19, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 16, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 7, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Halima (Guest) on June 30, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Mchawi (Guest) on June 24, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 17, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

George Tenga (Guest) on June 4, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2021

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 17, 2021

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 11, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 25, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 18, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 10, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Mzee (Guest) on April 8, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Salima (Guest) on April 5, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Fadhili (Guest) on March 28, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 26, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Fadhila (Guest) on March 18, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 18, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 8, 2021

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mazrui (Guest) on March 8, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 6, 2021

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 6, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mazrui (Guest) on February 27, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

James Malima (Guest) on February 7, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Issa (Guest) on February 6, 2021

😄 You got me good!

Jabir (Guest) on February 6, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Rahma (Guest) on February 3, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Jamila (Guest) on January 29, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Selemani (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 12, 2021

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 3, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 31, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻