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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Furaha
Guest
May 28, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 27, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Hekima
Guest
May 20, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 18, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Baraka
Guest
May 18, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 7, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Husna
Guest
May 3, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Neema
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Shani
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Nyota
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Salma
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
