Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji ๐ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 2, 2021
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Josephine (Guest) on October 2, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 17, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 8, 2021
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 5, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 2, 2021
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 27, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 24, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 23, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Asha (Guest) on August 2, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 30, 2021
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Furaha (Guest) on July 23, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 19, 2021
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Josephine (Guest) on July 12, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 8, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Muslima (Guest) on June 22, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 15, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 9, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 4, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Furaha (Guest) on May 28, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 27, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Hekima (Guest) on May 20, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 18, 2021
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Baraka (Guest) on May 18, 2021
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 7, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Husna (Guest) on May 3, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Neema (Guest) on April 29, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 22, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Shani (Guest) on April 22, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Josephine (Guest) on April 16, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
John Mushi (Guest) on April 14, 2021
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 31, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Jaffar (Guest) on March 30, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 30, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 29, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Jamal (Guest) on March 28, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Sofia (Guest) on March 18, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Kheri (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 28, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 26, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 19, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 7, 2021
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 6, 2021
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 5, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 4, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 2, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 29, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Mchawi (Guest) on January 28, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Maimuna (Guest) on January 1, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 1, 2021
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 26, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Maimuna (Guest) on December 24, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 19, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Nyota (Guest) on December 18, 2020
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 13, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Salma (Guest) on December 12, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 11, 2020
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 10, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 5, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ