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Stephen Kikwete
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Dec 13, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Azima
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Omari
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 25, 2021
😅 I needed that!
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Samuel Omondi
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Sep 13, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Amina
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Leila
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
😂 So funny!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 31, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Tabu
Guest
May 28, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 17, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Robert Okello
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May 16, 2021
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Paul Ndomba
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May 15, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Khalifa
Guest
May 13, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Biashara
Guest
May 11, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 4, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 3, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 1, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Juma
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Makame
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Yusuf
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Feb 3, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Farida
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
