Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 27, 2021
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 3, 2021
๐ Nailed it!
Faiza (Guest) on April 21, 2021
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 6, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Mchawi (Guest) on April 6, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 27, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Ndoto (Guest) on March 21, 2021
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ahmed (Guest) on March 20, 2021
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 20, 2021
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 3, 2021
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 19, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 19, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Abubakar (Guest) on February 11, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 10, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 8, 2021
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 8, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Wande (Guest) on January 29, 2021
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 27, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 27, 2021
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Yusuf (Guest) on January 26, 2021
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Fadhila (Guest) on January 23, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 22, 2021
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 8, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Omari (Guest) on January 7, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 2, 2021
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Arifa (Guest) on December 29, 2020
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Salum (Guest) on December 23, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Jabir (Guest) on December 21, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
John Kamande (Guest) on December 19, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 18, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 16, 2020
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Mgeni (Guest) on December 16, 2020
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 15, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Omari (Guest) on December 14, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Issa (Guest) on December 9, 2020
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Shamim (Guest) on November 21, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 20, 2020
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 18, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 16, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 15, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 14, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 30, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 26, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 17, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Issack (Guest) on October 16, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Shabani (Guest) on October 14, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 25, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 22, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 18, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 17, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Fadhila (Guest) on September 16, 2020
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 14, 2020
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 10, 2020
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 10, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Kheri (Guest) on September 1, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Halima (Guest) on August 31, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Rehema (Guest) on August 29, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on August 23, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 21, 2020
๐ Rolling on the floor!