Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! π¦π
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. π€π¬οΈ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 14, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 4, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 29, 2022
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 27, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 22, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Hawa (Guest) on August 18, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Rahim (Guest) on August 17, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 17, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 12, 2022
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 12, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 12, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 19, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 18, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 16, 2022
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Muslima (Guest) on July 15, 2022
π Added to my favorites!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 5, 2022
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 2, 2022
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 23, 2022
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 23, 2022
π This is too funny!
Khadija (Guest) on June 17, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 14, 2022
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
John Kamande (Guest) on June 12, 2022
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Maneno (Guest) on June 3, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
John Mushi (Guest) on May 28, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 26, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 23, 2022
π I needed that laugh!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 20, 2022
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 19, 2022
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 9, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 30, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 10, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 22, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 17, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 7, 2022
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 3, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 2, 2022
π You got me good!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 25, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Shabani (Guest) on February 16, 2022
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 11, 2022
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Mazrui (Guest) on February 11, 2022
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 6, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 2, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 29, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 12, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 12, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 9, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 4, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 1, 2022
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Shabani (Guest) on December 21, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Ali (Guest) on December 5, 2021
π Iβm saving this one!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 5, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 1, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 13, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Farida (Guest) on November 11, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Yusuf (Guest) on November 8, 2021
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Hekima (Guest) on November 6, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Kahina (Guest) on November 4, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 1, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Jamila (Guest) on October 21, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£