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Josephine Nduta
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Sep 14, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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John Mushi
Guest
May 28, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 26, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 23, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 20, 2022
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 19, 2022
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 9, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 7, 2022
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
😄 You got me good!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Farida
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
