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Bernard Oduor
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Nov 14, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Nov 7, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Makame
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Hekima
Guest
May 30, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Juma
Guest
May 24, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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George Mallya
Guest
May 21, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Warda
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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Salima
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 9, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
😄 You got me good!
