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Which bus crossed the ocean?

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Q: Which bus crossed the ocean? 🌊🚌 A: The hippopota-"bus"! 🦛🚌

Explanation: The joke plays on the word "bus" by incorporating a pun with the word "hippopotamus." By combining the words, we create a playful image of a hippopotamus driving a bus across the ocean, which is quite absurd and humorous. The use of the 🌊 emoji represents the ocean, while the 🦛 emoji represents the hippopotamus, adding a fun visual element to the joke.

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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😂 This is too funny!
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Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖
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Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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😂 This is a keeper!
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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😁 Added to my favorites!
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I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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😆 Totally hilarious!
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Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵
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😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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🤣 This one’s fire!
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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😆 Still cracking up!
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😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

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