Sultan (Guest) on November 16, 2022

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Athumani (Guest) on November 12, 2022

Thanks Ackyshine

Nashon (Guest) on November 11, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

George Mallya (Guest) on November 2, 2022

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Zubeida (Guest) on October 25, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Kiza (Guest) on October 15, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 7, 2022

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 18, 2022

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Nasra (Guest) on September 8, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 5, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 24, 2022

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Athumani (Guest) on August 12, 2022

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Muslima (Guest) on August 5, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Amani (Guest) on July 18, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Jamila (Guest) on July 10, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 3, 2022

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 28, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Rahim (Guest) on June 16, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

John Kamande (Guest) on June 12, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 12, 2022

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 11, 2022

😂 So funny!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 1, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 31, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Khalifa (Guest) on May 23, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Rehema (Guest) on May 17, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Zainab (Guest) on May 15, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 15, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Shabani (Guest) on May 11, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Bakari (Guest) on May 10, 2022

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 29, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 11, 2022

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Furaha (Guest) on April 4, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 4, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 9, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 6, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 21, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 10, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 7, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 5, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 31, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Ali (Guest) on January 25, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

Nuru (Guest) on January 22, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Majid (Guest) on January 21, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

George Tenga (Guest) on January 18, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 16, 2022

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 16, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 6, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 3, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 1, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 27, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Salum (Guest) on December 27, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Nassar (Guest) on December 20, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 20, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 19, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 15, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 14, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 10, 2021

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 8, 2021

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 7, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Latifa (Guest) on December 5, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔