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Sultan
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Nov 16, 2022
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Athumani
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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George Mallya
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Amani
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
😂 So funny!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 31, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Khalifa
Guest
May 23, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Rehema
Guest
May 17, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Zainab
Guest
May 15, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 15, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Shabani
Guest
May 11, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Bakari
Guest
May 10, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Nuru
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Majid
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Salum
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
