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Muslima
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Nov 13, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mtumwa
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Nov 8, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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James Mduma
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Nov 6, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Ruth Kibona
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Oct 26, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Yusuf
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Oct 13, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Janet Wambura
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Oct 5, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Salum
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Grace Njuguna
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Sep 26, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mjaka
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Aug 29, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Omari
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
😁 This made my day!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Maimuna
Guest
May 31, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 23, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 21, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 18, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 17, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 15, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Jane Muthui
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May 11, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Mchuma
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Masika
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mary Kendi
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Jan 30, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Jan 23, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Rahim
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Jan 19, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Jan 8, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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John Mushi
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Jan 6, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Sarah Achieng
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Jan 5, 2022
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
