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Whatโ€™s a cannibalโ€™s favorite sport?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Andrew Mchome Guest Oct 17, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Catherine Mkumbo Guest Oct 16, 2022
๐Ÿ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Makame Guest Oct 12, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Lucy Mushi Guest Oct 10, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Raphael Okoth Guest Oct 7, 2022
๐Ÿ˜‚ So funny!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ruth Wanjiku Guest Oct 3, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Henry Sokoine Guest Sep 27, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ›Œ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Catherine Mkumbo Guest Sep 20, 2022
Whatโ€™s a witchโ€™s favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ“–
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Jane Malecela Guest Sep 16, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโ€™m not dead. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโ€™t have chairs! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅš
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mashaka Guest Sep 4, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿ’ก
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mchawi Guest Sep 4, 2022
๐Ÿ˜† That punchline was epic!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Stephen Malecela Guest Aug 29, 2022
๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m sending this to everyone I know!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sarah Karani Guest Aug 25, 2022
๐Ÿคฃ This joke is just too good!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Shani Guest Aug 19, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ
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How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿช
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Fadhili Guest Aug 2, 2022
๐Ÿคฃ Brilliant joke!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Francis Mrope Guest Jul 22, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐Ÿ•โธ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Issack Guest Jul 15, 2022
Iโ€™m definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Abubakar Guest Jul 14, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ŸŽฏ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Bahati Guest Jul 10, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ˜ด
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Francis Njeru Guest Jun 29, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆถ
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If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ“
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Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Whatโ€™s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŽค
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Maimuna Guest Jun 7, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅ—
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Benjamin Kibicho Guest Jun 4, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜œ
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ›„๐Ÿ’ช
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Dorothy Mwakalindile Guest May 23, 2022
๐Ÿ˜† Totally hilarious!
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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Masika Guest May 16, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜ 
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Omar Guest May 15, 2022
๐Ÿ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ George Tenga Guest May 11, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅ
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘€
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Issack Guest Apr 24, 2022
When I said Iโ€™d do it later, I didnโ€™t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Zawadi Guest Apr 11, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Jane Muthui Guest Apr 7, 2022
๐Ÿ˜‚ Can't stop laughing!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Grace Wairimu Guest Apr 3, 2022
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๐Ÿ˜† Laughing so hard right now!
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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Andrew Odhiambo Guest Mar 15, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆถ
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿคก
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Hamida Guest Mar 1, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mjaka Guest Feb 23, 2022
๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m literally in stitches right now!
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๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m seriously crying over here!
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I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”
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Iโ€™m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฌ
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The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿงญ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nancy Akumu Guest Dec 5, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿงผ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Mahiga Guest Dec 3, 2021
Iโ€™m not lazy, Iโ€™m on energy-saving mode. ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ”‹

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