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Joseph Mallya
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Jul 29, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Makame
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Anna Mchome
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Jul 12, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Makame
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
😂 So funny!
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Amina
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 28, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 28, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 17, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
May 17, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Issack
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Salma
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Shabani
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Maulid
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Amani
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Warda
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 23, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
