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James Kimani
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Dec 1, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Salima
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
😄 Too good!
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 27, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Zuhura
Guest
May 22, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Mchuma
Guest
May 13, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 7, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
😄 You got me!
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Amani
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 24, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
🤣 This one got me good!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
