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Mary Kendi
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Oct 10, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Diana Mumbua
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Oct 1, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Sep 18, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Juma
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
😅 I needed that!
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Raha
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Maulid
Guest
May 30, 2022
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Makame
Guest
May 24, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mhina
Guest
May 16, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 9, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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David Ochieng
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Leila
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Nchi
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
😂 So funny!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Azima
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
