Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! π¦π¨
Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 9, 2022
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 22, 2022
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 1, 2022
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Mashaka (Guest) on July 30, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 27, 2022
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 15, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 10, 2022
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 9, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 29, 2022
π This is too funny!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 29, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 28, 2022
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 27, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Salum (Guest) on June 22, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 12, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Rehema (Guest) on June 11, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Kahina (Guest) on May 28, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Fadhili (Guest) on May 16, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 13, 2022
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 9, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Mariam (Guest) on May 6, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 4, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 30, 2022
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Maida (Guest) on April 19, 2022
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 15, 2022
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Hawa (Guest) on April 7, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 5, 2022
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 3, 2022
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Maneno (Guest) on March 22, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 11, 2022
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 3, 2022
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 3, 2022
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Makame (Guest) on February 26, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
John Lissu (Guest) on February 20, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Khadija (Guest) on February 20, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Asha (Guest) on February 11, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Khalifa (Guest) on February 8, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Yusuf (Guest) on February 6, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2022
π You totally won the internet today!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 4, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Safiya (Guest) on January 29, 2022
π Added to my favorites!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 25, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 14, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 9, 2022
π Iβm saving this one!
Daudi (Guest) on December 30, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 17, 2021
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Zakia (Guest) on November 29, 2021
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Tabu (Guest) on November 24, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 23, 2021
π€£ This one got me good!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 22, 2021
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Mchawi (Guest) on November 18, 2021
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Baraka (Guest) on November 12, 2021
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 11, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 29, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Hashim (Guest) on October 29, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Shamsa (Guest) on October 12, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Mjaka (Guest) on October 8, 2021
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Safiya (Guest) on October 6, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 27, 2021
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
James Mduma (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅