👥
Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
👥
Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
👥
Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
👥
Mashaka
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
👥
Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
👥
Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
👥
Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
👥
Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
👥
David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
👥
Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
👥
Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
👥
Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
👥
Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
👥
Salum
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
👥
Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
👥
Rehema
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
👥
Kahina
Guest
May 28, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
👥
Fadhili
Guest
May 16, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
👥
Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 13, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
👥
Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 9, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
👥
Mariam
Guest
May 6, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
👥
Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 4, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
👥
Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
👥
Maida
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
👥
Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
👥
Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
👥
Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
👥
Maneno
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
👥
Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
👥
Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
👥
David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
👥
Makame
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
👥
John Lissu
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
👥
Khadija
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
👥
Asha
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
👥
Khalifa
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
👥
Yusuf
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
👥
Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
😄 You totally won the internet today!
👥
Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
👥
Safiya
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
👥
Charles Mchome
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
👥
Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
👥
Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
👥
Daudi
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
👥
Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
👥
Zakia
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
👥
Tabu
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
👥
Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 23, 2021
🤣 This one got me good!
👥
Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
👥
Mchawi
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
👥
Baraka
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
👥
Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
👥
Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
👥
Hashim
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
👥
Shamsa
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
👥
Mjaka
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
👥
Safiya
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
👥
John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
👥
James Mduma
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
