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Shani
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Aug 29, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 23, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Salma
Guest
Jul 28, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 26, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 11, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Sumaya
Guest
May 7, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 1, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Chum
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 21, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Azima
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Juma
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Amina
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Amani
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
😁 This is gold!
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Zakaria
Guest
Nov 9, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
