What did the baker say to his wife?

Azima (Guest) on October 31, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mchuma (Guest) on October 21, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 15, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Masika (Guest) on October 10, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Umi (Guest) on October 6, 2022

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 30, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 28, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Safiya (Guest) on September 27, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 27, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 16, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 10, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 10, 2022

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 26, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Mgeni (Guest) on August 25, 2022

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 15, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Jamal (Guest) on August 8, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 8, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Shamsa (Guest) on August 6, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 28, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Maulid (Guest) on July 19, 2022

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 30, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 22, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Omar (Guest) on June 20, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Fadhila (Guest) on June 17, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 15, 2022

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 9, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 5, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Yusra (Guest) on June 5, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Mchuma (Guest) on June 2, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 26, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 23, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Kheri (Guest) on May 9, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 4, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 17, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Habiba (Guest) on April 14, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Muslima (Guest) on April 5, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Baraka (Guest) on March 1, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Omari (Guest) on February 24, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 24, 2022

😄 Too good!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 24, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 22, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 15, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 5, 2022

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 20, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 11, 2022

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Wande (Guest) on January 6, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 3, 2022

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 21, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Sumaya (Guest) on December 15, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 14, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 9, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 8, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Rahim (Guest) on December 6, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 4, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 28, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Yahya (Guest) on November 15, 2021

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 14, 2021

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 6, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷