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Salum
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Leila
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Binti
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Juma
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
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Omar
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Salima
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Maida
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Amani
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Halima
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 28, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 23, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Husna
Guest
May 13, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 7, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 6, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Salima
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
