Short Answer: Because snakes are hiss-terical experts at spotting ssssly tricks! ππ
Short Explanation: Snakes have a keen sense of perception and can detect even the slightest movements or deceptive actions. Their hiss-terical expertise is no match for tricky intentions. So, it's best to steer clear of fooling these slithery creatures, unless you want to end up in a snake's twisted prank! π ββοΈππ
Ndoto (Guest) on August 27, 2023
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 24, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 15, 2023
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 14, 2023
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 13, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 5, 2023
π Totally hilarious!
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 4, 2023
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Rahma (Guest) on July 17, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 12, 2023
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 24, 2023
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Shamsa (Guest) on June 23, 2023
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Wande (Guest) on June 20, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 3, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 29, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 24, 2023
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 13, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 12, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 11, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 30, 2023
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 29, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Sofia (Guest) on April 27, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 20, 2023
π This just made my day!
Warda (Guest) on April 6, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 6, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 29, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 29, 2023
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
John Mushi (Guest) on March 29, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Warda (Guest) on March 27, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 19, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 18, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Saidi (Guest) on March 16, 2023
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Mohamed (Guest) on March 11, 2023
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 9, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 5, 2023
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 27, 2023
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 27, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Selemani (Guest) on February 25, 2023
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Issack (Guest) on February 25, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 21, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Sofia (Guest) on February 7, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Juma (Guest) on January 30, 2023
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Leila (Guest) on January 25, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Rashid (Guest) on January 24, 2023
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 21, 2023
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Hamida (Guest) on January 21, 2023
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 12, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 10, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 27, 2022
π I canβt stop laughing!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 14, 2022
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Rashid (Guest) on November 28, 2022
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Neema (Guest) on November 26, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 20, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Chiku (Guest) on November 16, 2022
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 15, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 13, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 13, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Jaffar (Guest) on November 12, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 9, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Tabu (Guest) on November 6, 2022
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 6, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ