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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Hawa
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Binti
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Nahida
Guest
May 14, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 4, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Salma
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Hawa
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Maida
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Mzee
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Warda
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 17, 2022
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
