Why did the pony get detention?

Ali (Guest) on October 20, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 18, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 14, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 7, 2023

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 4, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Azima (Guest) on September 25, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Jamal (Guest) on September 17, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Nahida (Guest) on September 16, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 25, 2023

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 25, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Habiba (Guest) on August 16, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Warda (Guest) on August 9, 2023

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 13, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 5, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 1, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

James Mduma (Guest) on June 27, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 23, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Mwanais (Guest) on June 21, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 17, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Shukuru (Guest) on June 11, 2023

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 9, 2023

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Kazija (Guest) on May 28, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 23, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 9, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

John Kamande (Guest) on April 30, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Rubea (Guest) on April 29, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

John Kamande (Guest) on April 22, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 17, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Umi (Guest) on April 17, 2023

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 16, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Leila (Guest) on April 15, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 13, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 2, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 21, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Bakari (Guest) on March 17, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 15, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Nchi (Guest) on March 11, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Wande (Guest) on March 7, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 5, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 4, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Shamim (Guest) on February 28, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 23, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 10, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 9, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Maimuna (Guest) on January 30, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Kassim (Guest) on January 21, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Mazrui (Guest) on January 18, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Nahida (Guest) on January 14, 2023

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 10, 2023

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 20, 2022

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 13, 2022

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 13, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 2, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 28, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Jamila (Guest) on November 28, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 22, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 18, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Nuru (Guest) on November 5, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Sultan (Guest) on November 5, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 31, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜