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Furaha
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Oct 22, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Asha
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 9, 2023
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 9, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 30, 2023
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Rukia
Guest
May 17, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Asha
Guest
May 15, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 3, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
May 2, 2023
😄 What a joke!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
😁 This just made my day!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Halimah
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
