Short Answer: Because it was caught for "fowl" play! ๐๐ฆ๐ฎโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Explanation: The chicken went to jail because it was involved in some "fowl" play, meaning it did something mischievous or against the law. Imagine a chicken wearing a tiny prisoner outfit, being escorted by a duck police officer and locked up with tiny chicken-sized handcuffs! It's all in good fun and just a silly way to imagine animals getting into trouble. ๐๐๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 21, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Zulekha (Guest) on August 14, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 8, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Abdillah (Guest) on August 7, 2023
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Arifa (Guest) on August 6, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 18, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 14, 2023
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 10, 2023
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 10, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 3, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 14, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 2, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Zakia (Guest) on May 28, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Mgeni (Guest) on May 14, 2023
๐ Totally hilarious!
Hassan (Guest) on May 2, 2023
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 27, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Biashara (Guest) on April 25, 2023
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 11, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 8, 2023
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Nassor (Guest) on April 5, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Halimah (Guest) on March 30, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 29, 2023
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Bahati (Guest) on March 19, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 18, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 12, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Mgeni (Guest) on March 6, 2023
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 26, 2023
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Yusuf (Guest) on February 26, 2023
๐ You got me!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 26, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 22, 2023
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 20, 2023
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 11, 2023
๐ This is gold!
Rabia (Guest) on February 4, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 1, 2023
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Sharifa (Guest) on January 22, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 19, 2023
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 15, 2023
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Rahim (Guest) on January 10, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Zakia (Guest) on January 1, 2023
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 22, 2022
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Khatib (Guest) on December 15, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Sultan (Guest) on December 11, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Biashara (Guest) on December 4, 2022
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Khadija (Guest) on November 26, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 17, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 11, 2022
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 31, 2022
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 31, 2022
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 27, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Kiza (Guest) on October 18, 2022
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Nyota (Guest) on October 7, 2022
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Raha (Guest) on October 6, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Warda (Guest) on September 30, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on September 26, 2022
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 2, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Muslima (Guest) on August 31, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 26, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Nassor (Guest) on August 25, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 24, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป