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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Zakia
Guest
May 28, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mgeni
Guest
May 14, 2023
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Hassan
Guest
May 2, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
😄 You got me!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
😁 This is gold!
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Warda
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 25, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
