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Sep 30, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
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Sep 27, 2023
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Elizabeth Malima
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Sep 12, 2023
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Sep 12, 2023
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Neema
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Sep 10, 2023
π€£ Pure genius!
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Joseph Kitine
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Sep 7, 2023
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Wilson Ombati
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Sep 6, 2023
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Furaha
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Sep 6, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Jamila
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Sep 3, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
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James Kimani
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Sep 3, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
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Wande
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Aug 30, 2023
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Bahati
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Aug 27, 2023
π I canβt stop laughing!
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James Malima
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Aug 23, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
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Aug 11, 2023
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Mwalimu
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Jul 1, 2023
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Susan Wangari
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Jun 27, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Issa
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Jun 21, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
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Mazrui
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Jun 16, 2023
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Nora Lowassa
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Jun 15, 2023
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Dorothy Nkya
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Jun 11, 2023
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Bernard Oduor
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Jun 1, 2023
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Habiba
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May 14, 2023
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Khalifa
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May 13, 2023
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Apr 28, 2023
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Monica Nyalandu
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Apr 25, 2023
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Wilson Ombati
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Apr 20, 2023
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
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Edward Chepkoech
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Apr 19, 2023
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Mwajabu
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Apr 16, 2023
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Apr 11, 2023
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Apr 10, 2023
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Apr 2, 2023
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Mar 24, 2023
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Habiba
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Mar 21, 2023
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Monica Nyalandu
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Mar 7, 2023
π Canβt stop laughing!
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Linda Karimi
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Mar 1, 2023
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Patrick Mutua
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Feb 19, 2023
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Anna Sumari
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Feb 12, 2023
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Feb 2, 2023
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Chiku
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Jan 25, 2023
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Amani
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Jan 24, 2023
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James Mduma
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Jan 13, 2023
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Kijakazi
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Jan 10, 2023
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Janet Mbithe
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Jan 8, 2023
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Wande
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Dec 30, 2022
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Chiku
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Dec 24, 2022
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Alex Nyamweya
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Dec 7, 2022
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Maneno
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Dec 6, 2022
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Lucy Kimotho
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Dec 5, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
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Abubakar
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Dec 2, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
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George Wanjala
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Nov 30, 2022
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Yusuf
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Nov 28, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Sultan
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Nov 24, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
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Margaret Mahiga
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Nov 15, 2022
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Oct 24, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Oct 22, 2022
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Abubakar
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Oct 21, 2022
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Salum
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Oct 8, 2022
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Zubeida
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Oct 4, 2022
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Jabir
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Sep 18, 2022
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Furaha
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Sep 15, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
