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Nasra
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Sep 20, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Esther Nyambura
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Sep 17, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Henry Mollel
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Sep 11, 2023
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Edward Chepkoech
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Sep 8, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Zuhura
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
๐ Iโm dying!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
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Azima
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Amina
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Wande
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 26, 2023
๐ So funny!
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 22, 2023
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 18, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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Selemani
Guest
May 11, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Amina
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Azima
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Ali
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
๐ Nailed it!
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Omar
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
๐ Bookmarking this!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ