What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?

Fatuma (Guest) on October 15, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 15, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Abubakari (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 10, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Shamim (Guest) on September 28, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 5, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 31, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 23, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 9, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mzee (Guest) on July 31, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 31, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 29, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Mchuma (Guest) on July 21, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 18, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Nyota (Guest) on July 4, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 4, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 2, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 30, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Maulid (Guest) on June 28, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 26, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 23, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 15, 2023

😆 Totally hilarious!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 13, 2023

😅 I needed that laugh!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 7, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Kazija (Guest) on May 25, 2023

😂 So funny!

Nchi (Guest) on May 21, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 21, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 19, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 17, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 16, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Maulid (Guest) on May 12, 2023

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 30, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 28, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 23, 2023

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 19, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 16, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 15, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mashaka (Guest) on April 14, 2023

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 9, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mwanais (Guest) on March 21, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 21, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Husna (Guest) on March 4, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Selemani (Guest) on February 20, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Nuru (Guest) on February 15, 2023

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 11, 2023

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 7, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Shamsa (Guest) on February 3, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 3, 2023

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Shamim (Guest) on February 2, 2023

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 23, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 22, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 17, 2023

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 1, 2023

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 1, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Shamsa (Guest) on December 26, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 23, 2022

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Zulekha (Guest) on December 16, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 6, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Khalifa (Guest) on December 4, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴