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Fatuma
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Oct 15, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Abubakari
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Oct 13, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
😆 That punchline!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 9, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Kazija
Guest
May 25, 2023
😂 So funny!
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Nchi
Guest
May 21, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 21, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 19, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 17, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 16, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Maulid
Guest
May 12, 2023
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Husna
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Nuru
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
